Saturday, March 12, 2011

Kids say the darndest things!!!

I am going to use this times to write about some super funny things I have heard my children say over the years.  They are so honest sometimes.  I wish I would have written them down because I can't remember everything, so here we go.....

One day shortly after I had Jaxon I was working out.  I still had baby belly and you mothers can relate.  I was on all fours getting ready to do push ups when Shad looked at me and started to laugh.  I asked what was so funny and he says "look Jordan, mom has udders."  Jordan to this day calls me momma moo.

My dad is a little hard of hearing so he is always telling the kids to quiet down when he is watching TV.  Well one night me and my boys were watching a movie and my dad kept talking to my mom.  So Jaxon finally looks at him and says "grandpa less talking, more watching."

One night I was getting Jaxon ready for bed.  I put his pull up on and he starts to thrust his hips back and forth quickly.  I looked at him and said what are you doing and he replied "I am trying to shake my wiener down, I don't like it pointing up."

I was taking Jordan home to his dads one night and we were having a semi serious discussion.  I asked him about a term he had used and how he knew what that meant.  He said to me in a gruff voice "cause I'm a big boy, and I put on my big boy pants."

I was giving Shad a kiss goodnight and getting him into bed.  He just randomly blurts out "mom you don't need to tell me where babies come from.  I already know that you just poop them out."

And one of the sweetest things is last night at a hockey game there was a man in his Army Cami's.  Shad walked up to him and said "Thank you for serving our country!"

My kids can be so sweet and funny at times.  I chose to do this post now so I could remember that they very special to me.  I was actually very angry with them today for not getting along AT ALL!!!  I needed to remind myself that you have to take the good with the bad in order to survive.


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